Sometimes people find Crime Rant by typing in the strangest search strings. Sometimes they are really, really dumb. This week some internet surfer entered the following into a search engine:

how to get thin like nicole richie

They landed on a Picture This: The Skinny on Nicole Richie’s Arrest. Like anyone would want diet tips from her? Maybe parenting tips from Britney Spears would be worse? Stock tips from Martha Stewart? Relationship advice from Bobby Cutts, Jr.?

What do you think would be the worst?

Don’t we know it? Sometimes people find Crime Rant by typing in the strangest search strings. This week a reader from North Harris Montgomery Community College typed the following into a search engine:

should murders be given the chance to mend their ways?

They landed on a CR post about Washington state’s Michele Anderson and Joeseph McEnroe who have been arrested for killing six members of Anderson’s family on Christmas Eve.

Do you believe in second chances for killers?

Don’t we know it? Sometimes people find Crime Rant by typing in the strangest search strings. This week a frustrated woman typed the following into a search engine:

im 30 years and my husand is 36 years how can i get my man to have sex?

They landed on a CR post about Amy Fisher pimping her sex tape. Who knows maybe that’ll help?

Any suggestions for our lonely web surfer?

Don’t we know it? Sometimes people find Crime Rant by typing in the strangest search strings. This week someone typed into a search engine:

how long does it take for crack to get out of youe system

They landed on a CR guest blog about the tragic life of Brandon Williams whose death was the result of the incompetency of our child protection agencies.

Hopefully, the person who landed on Crime Rant read the post and sobered up quick. Their spelling could use a little help, too.